Recipe for Life (R rated)
$15.00
Rated-R
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Recipe for Life
- 1 pinch of “fuck this”
- 1 heaping scoop of “that’s probably fine”
- 3 cups “I don’t have time for this shit”
- A generous splash of “close enough”
- ½ cup “well, we’re committed now”
- 2 heaping handfuls of “for fuck’s sake”
- A whisper of “please just work”
- And finally, season generously with spite
Directions:
Throw everything into a bowl, mix until you’ve lost the will to measure anything.
Serve immediately with a stiff drink.