{"product_id":"recipe-for-life","title":"Recipe for Life (R rated)","description":"\u003cp\u003eRated-R\u003cbr\u003eFull text: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRecipe for Life\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 pinch of \u003cstrong\u003e“fuck this”\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e1 heaping scoop of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“that’s probably fine”\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 cups \u003cstrong\u003e“I don’t have time for this shit”\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA generous splash of \u003cstrong\u003e“close enough”\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e½ cup \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“well, we’re committed now”\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e2 heaping handfuls of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“for fuck’s sake”\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA whisper of \u003cstrong\u003e“please just work”\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd finally, \u003cstrong\u003eseason generously with spite\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDirections:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThrow everything into a bowl, mix until you’ve lost the will to measure anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eServe immediately with a stiff drink.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Moms Co.","offers":[{"title":"With frame (glass- pictured)","offer_id":44889881837619,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Print only (includes exact type and similar or exact background design to create a similar feel)","offer_id":44889881870387,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/badmomsco.com\/products\/recipe-for-life","provider":"Bad Moms Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}